Friday, March 04, 2005

A government handout that melts in your mouth

British scientists want to distribute chocolate to depressed people and PMS sufferers through the National Health Service.

Chocolate releases feel-good chemicals called endorphins. It is also full of magnesium, which cuts mood swings, and heart-protecting substances.

Move over, Prozac!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

not to worry though, lawsuits will still be allowed for obese people to sue the chocolate companies for MAKING them fat