Slate runs a piece comparing President Bush to the retarded narrator of Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury.
"Hello Georgie," Condi said. "Did you come to see Condi?" Condi rubbed my hair and it tickled.
"Dont go messing up his hair," Dick said. "Hes got a press conference in a few minutes."
Real mature, guys. Now remind me... what is it about Ann Coulter's style that so offends you?