Wednesday, February 16, 2005

The Underminer

Not blog-relevant, but it's too good to leave out.


Anonymous said...

haha that was great..

this is equally irrelevant and just happened to land in my inbox this morning. -as

Anonymous said...

Equally irrelevant but a landing all the same.

Johnnie, do you have a favorite moral lesson from your dad to share with the class?

Yes, my Uncle Bob was a Marine in Desert Storm. His helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down to avoid wasting it since the bottle might break, and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more of them with the machete til the blade broke, and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands.

Good heavens, Johnnie, your uncle is a brave man! But what kind of moral lesson did your daddy teach you from that story?

Don't f*ck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking.

okay said...

Socialist salad: Lettuce, peas?
Libertarian salad: Lettuce Alone.